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You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!