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You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You found the hidden skull!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the dead blue bird!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...