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Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 4 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 310 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 25/44 (285/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Goobers Arena

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)

Play! 5 Points

You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!

Credits Roll! 5 Points

You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3

Thank You! 5 Points

You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!

Movie Reel! 10 Points

You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!

Secret Music Track1 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!

Secret Music Track2 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!

Secret Remote! 10 Points

You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!

Unlock Code! 25 Points

You've unlocked all features and all the badges!

Galleria! 50 Points

You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Spy Car

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/445 points)

apprentice 5 Points

you read the help

gunner 5 Points

10 enemies killed

berserker 5 Points

50 enemies killed

car painter 10 Points

paint the car in the shop at least once

grim reaper 10 Points

kill 500 enemies

rocketeer 10 Points

launch 25 rockets

agent 001 25 Points

mission "Crystal is Forever" completed

agent 002 25 Points

complet mission "Quantum of Power"

booster 25 Points

use turbo-booster 50 times

noob 25 Points

collect 18 golden badges

agent 003 50 Points

complete mission "Gold wheel"

weapon freak 50 Points

all of the weapons in the shop purchased

gosu 100 Points

collect 36 golden badges

mechanist 100 Points

purchase all of the upgrades in the shop